shylocks:

if english isn’t your first language but you think and dream in english and sometimes have to mentally translate from english to your first language when speaking it as a consequence of your consistent exposure to the internet clap your hands

(vía arianna4president)

soaked-fallen-angel:

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

staff why

(vía lost-in-this-place-we-call-home)

rosietwiggs:

Friendly reminder that if you’re a popular fic writer in a fandom and you tell others not to write because you don’t think they’re good enough, then you are a piece of trash. (◡‿◡✿)

(vía theirhappystory)

Oliver’s adorable 'I'm really fucking confused what's wrong with my wifey' face

(vía theirhappystory)

jakemalik:

taylorthebloody:

ppitte:

It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows

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Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go

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(vía lovelydreamsandcolors)

redvinesgiraffe:

democracykills:

swaggersbackto-theimpala:

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

(vía lovelydreamsandcolors)